NFL Picks Week 12

Thursday games in by the skin of my teeth.

Texans (-3.5) over LIONS - L
Redskins (+3.5) over COWBOYS - W
Patriots (-6.5) over JETS - W

And now for the rest:

Raiders (+9.5) over BENGALS - L
Steelers (Pick' Em) over BROWNS - L
COLTS (-3) over Bills - L
CHIEFS (+10.5) over Broncos - W
Seahawks (+2.5) over DOLPHINS - L
Falcons (Pick 'Em) over BUCCANEERS - W
JAGUARS (+3.5) over Titans - W
Ravens (Pick 'Em) over CHARGERS - W
SAINTS (+1) over 49ers - L
CARDINALS (-1) over Rams - L
Packers (+3) over GIANTS - L
EAGLES (+1) over Panthers - L

This Week: 6-9 (Ouch.)
Season: 65-57-2

NFL Picks: Week 11

New Orleans, LA--

Back in the USA. Here's some football picks.

Dolphins (+2.5) over BILLS - L
Cardinals (+9.5) over FALCONS - W
Browns (+9) over COWBOYS - W
Packers (-3.5) over LIONS - W
Bengals (-3.5) over CHIEFS - W
RAMS (-3.5) over Jets - L
WASHINGTON (-3.5) over Eagles - W
Buccaneers (-1) over PANTHERS - W
TEXANS (-15) over Jaguars - L
Saints (-4.5) over RAIDERS - W
BRONCOS (-8) over Chargers - L
PATRIOTS (-9) over Colts - W
Ravens (-3.5) over STEELERS - L
49ERS (-5) over Bears - W

This Week: 9-5
Season: 59-48-2

NFL Picks: Week 10

Colts (-3) over JAGUARS - W

just for proof. May not get the rest up before kickoff. But maybe I will!

Fuck, it's Wednesday. They all run together.

The rest

Giants (-4.5) over BENGALS - L
DOLPHINS (-6.5) over Titans - L
VIKINGS (+3) over Lions - W
Bills (+13.5) over PATRIOTS - W
Falcons (-1) over SAINTS - L
BUCCANEERS (-3) over Chargers - W
PANTHERS (+4) over Broncos - L
Raiders (+9) over RAVENS - L
SEAHAWKS (-5.5) over Jets - W
Cowboys (-2) over EAGLES - W
Rams (+13) over 49ERS - W
Texans (+1) over BEARS - W
Chiefs (+12.5) over STEELERS - W

Week Ten: 9-5
Season: 50-43-2

Big afternoon comeback.

NFL Picks: Week 9

San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua --

Ahoy ahoy from the beach, fair readers, deviants and football enthusiasts. Too much bungling and traveling kept me from logging in quickly enough to pick San Diego, so I won't count it in my records. The Chiefs sure shit that one away, poor KC fans.

Broncos (-4) over BENGALS - W
BROWNS (+3.5) over Ravens - L
Cardinals (+10.5) over PACKERS - L
Dolphins (-2) over COLTS - L
Bears (-3.5) over TITANS - W
WASHINGTON (-3) over Panthers - L
Lions (-4.5) over JAGUARS - W
Bills (+10) over TEXANS - L
Buccaneers (Pick 'Em) over RAIDERS - W
SEAHAWKS (+4) over Vikings - W
GIANTS (+3.5) over Steelers - L
Cowboys (+4) over FALCONS - L
Eagles (+3) over SAINTS - L

Vegas, you evil temptress, you refuse to let me pick home teams.

Terrible week.

Week 9: 5-8
Season: 41-38-2